Despite our towering intellectual capabilities, we collectively suffer from a crippling existential disability – an unwillingness to rigorously exercise the muscle of our minds. Instead of flexing our unparalleled powers of reason, logic and contemplation to discern the deepest metaphysical truths, we remain intellectually lethargic and complacent. Rather than wrestling with the profound questions about our cosmic origins and role in the universe, we anesthetize ourselves with trivial distractions and shallow pursuits. This flabby mental condition leaves us ill-equipped to part the veil of ignorance and witness the unmistakable hallmarks of an All-Mighty Designer’s workmanship throughout existence. Only by following a vigorous philosophical calisthenics routine to strengthen our atrophied intellectual faculties can we hope to overcome this debilitating condition obscuring our relationship with the divine.